I feel like I'm in dance class right now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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