I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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