A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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