nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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