I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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