So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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