she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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