just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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