Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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