im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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