this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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