So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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