Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he thought i was a dude.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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