Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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