He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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