I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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