sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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