thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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I checked into jail on foursquare
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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