so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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