Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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