i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Green mimosas i think yes
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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