I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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