he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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