I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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