Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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