Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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