Me too!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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