So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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