Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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