Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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