bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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