i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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