Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
