she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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