This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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