the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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