shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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