Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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