Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's blow job season.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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