Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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