Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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