I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize
