How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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