just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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