Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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