shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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