Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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