No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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