jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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