its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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