Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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