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(917): View more from New York City

i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you

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(917): i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you http://tfl.nu/qry0

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(310): View more from California

i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"

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(310): i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto" http://tfl.nu/o359

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(336): View more from North Carolina

do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

(828): View more from North Carolina

how high are you?

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(336): do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos? (828): how high are you? http://tfl.nu/9z76

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.

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(928): I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad. http://tfl.nu/59qz

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes

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(501): I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes http://tfl.nu/3ixk

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(805): View more from California

OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.

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(805): OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine. http://tfl.nu/qt1j

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(619): View more from California

I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.

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(619): I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth. http://tfl.nu/xt4j

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(416): View more from Toronto

okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.

(647): View more from Ontario

Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.

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(416): okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food. (647): Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40. http://tfl.nu/dr99

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(607): View more from New York

Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend

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(607): Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend http://tfl.nu/0ja4

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(760): View more from California

Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.

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(760): Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night. http://tfl.nu/5xwv

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.

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.,.,you might have to leave

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(412): Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding. (1-412): .,.,you might have to leave http://tfl.nu/thv0

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(813): View more from Florida

Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.

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(813): Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype. http://tfl.nu/49n0

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(612): View more from Minnesota

It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.

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(612): It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell. http://tfl.nu/k02r

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(347): View more from New York

Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot

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(347): Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot http://tfl.nu/proi

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority

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(506): I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority http://tfl.nu/l5i9

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