Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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