My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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