living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
