we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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