i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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