Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i think i have two assholes
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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