just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Randomize
