8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize