We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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